Thing #13: Image électrogènes

Patrons at three libraries (and some staff) agree: the celebrities I most resemble are Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffe and Tobey "Spider-Man" Maguire. I don't aspire to be either of these guys, but the masses have spoken. So here's my Paparazzi photo, "Caught in the Act":

Now here's a far more interesting alternate career opportunity:

My brand-new Roller Derby Name is Anarchy VonCarnage.
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Perhaps I could garner some "street cred" with the local teens if I start calling myself this. As long as they don't find out that it's technically a girl's name. Oh, this could backfire on me quickly...